DWTS Week 3 Results: Rainbow Disconnection

This week I'm back with a full results-show recap. I was able to watch the entire hour once again this week, and it was an interesting little creature. The highs, the lows...let's dive into them right now, starting with the hardest part...the elimination.

• The Elimination: I could rant on and on (well, maybe not that much, but pretty close) about Margaret Cho meeting an untimely end in the competition tonight. But I won't. Hopefully. What I will say: This is the first elimination of the season that hurt (David Hasselhoff was subpar and washed-up, Michael Bolton was likable but very bad at dancing, and ultimately couldn't take criticism). Margaret deserved better scores her last two dances. She shouldn't have gone home. And...biggest of all...why is The Situation still in the game?!?!? Yes, I know I said last night that his 'foxtrot' was his best dance of the competition. Yes, I know it got a 20. (Still don't think it deserved that, but oh well.) Yes, I know this is a televised competition involving 12 (well, now down to 9) people who make lots of money and are still probably very happy. So really...it's not that big of a deal that a reality star from Jersey who likes to act cocky and show his abs still gets to dance next week, even though he's nowhere near that good. But honestly, his dance from last night (which inexplicably got the encore) was even worse tonight. His on-screen persona is grating. His last two dances were fairly ghastly as well. For the love of Master P, America, send this clown home already!
• The Music: Well, perhaps I did end up ranting a bit. It happens sometimes. :) Anyways...the music was fairly good tonight. Ne-Yo's rap intro to his song was ponderous, but after that, things really kicked off. The most amazing thing I've ever seen/heard? Well, no. But good vocals, a fun story (he must have got the memo that it's Story Week!), and some classy dancing. (Dare I bring out the "he should be a contestant!" phrase? Eh, probably not. That would be nice, though.) And he even ended his performance by going down the path out of the studio! That was an unexpected twist. (Another unexpected...well, sort of...twist: Him lowering his mic to chase after his woman [AKA the indifferent dancer character], revealing that his singing may not have been entirely live. Oops!) As for Michael Bolton...I've never been a fan of his singing. I probably never will be a fan of his singing. And I have to admit the beginning of his rendition of "Hallelujah" (the Leonard Cohen chestnut that presumably Susan Boyle was indeed going to sing had she not bowed out, seeing as it's on her upcoming album, she does it with a children's choir, and I'm sure the dance had already been choreographed for it so Michael couldn't sing a song of his own instead) had me wishing he was doing his "worst jive in 11 seasons" instead. But he worked it out. It turned from overwrought to well-sung, from loud and shouty to pleasant and tender. And, of course, the fact that it was accompanied by a fog machine (always helpful to set the mood), the aforementioned children's choir (yay for young children with melodious harmonies!), and a simply gorgeous, tender routine by married couple Jonathan & Anna, didn't hurt. :)
• The Rest: Oh, Donny Osmond. First you appear in that ridiculous Mickey Mouse dancing commercial ("Mickey, you're making me look bad!" I don't think it's the mouse's fault, Donny...), then DWTS invites you back for a cheesy on-the-street segment. Well, it was fun. ("I wouldn't say no to Rick Fox..." by the woman who had just gotten married on Saturday was particularly chuckle-inducing.) That's all we can ask. And then there was the music/dance battle between Mark Ballas & Maks' incredibly similar-looking brother, Val Chmerkovskiy. (Dang it, I had to spell that last name again!) Val had his moment to shine on the violin, and then Mark stood out at the end with some fairly excellent electric guitar shredding. (I couldn't really hear his acoustic too much once the band came in, but it was great at the start.) And there was some excellent dancing, all of it to the one Britney Spears song I actually like (seriously, it's on my iPod), "Toxic." (I blame the strings.) Who won the battle? I was about to say Mark...but then he made some absolutely awkward faces during his electric guitar solo at the end. So maybe not him, in that case. :) At any rate, I was kind of distracted during this part, because it's been stormy all day, and the thunder/rain were going particularly crazy while Val and Mark battled it out.

So...there you have it. Week 3 of DWTS is officially over. Next week is a special Acoustic Week with an in-the-round setup (I can't wait to see how this plays out, it looks pretty dang cool), and according to a comment by Tom tonight, the following two weeks after that will also be newfangled theme weeks. So the next little while should be rather interesting. For now, I'll see you next week (or probably earlier, so I can do my promised Top 10 dances post and my long-delayed Idol finalists project). Viva la DWTS!